Shit, guys. So I'm sitting in the living room rocking out to some Nine Inch Nails, cello-style, and Make Believe Father walks in with some crack junkie on his arm. So obvious that she was on something. Dressed like a total skank, too. I figured they were out on a date, but here's a hindsight-fueled realization: that was giving him way too much street cred.
She's some kind of pet project for him. I don't know. He brought her over to try and help her out or something. Is there an AA for crack junkies where they need to have sponsors?
So. The slutbeast took the couch. I can't even tell you how big a relief that was. I had these visions in my head of waking up to hear unholy wails of pleasure coming from the next bedroom. Again, totally giving pseudo-Dad too much credit as a badass, but at the time all I could think about was the barrage of sirens tearing through my brain, screaming, "POTENTIAL PARENTAL SEX ALERT."
Gross.
I made sure to cart my cello back to my room before I conked out. Locked the door, too. If she was going to go all psycho killer on the apartment, I figured she could at least work at it. She was gone by the time I got up, so I guess I made it through alive. This time.
Kinda wonder if she stole anything.
She's some kind of pet project for him. I don't know. He brought her over to try and help her out or something. Is there an AA for crack junkies where they need to have sponsors?
So. The slutbeast took the couch. I can't even tell you how big a relief that was. I had these visions in my head of waking up to hear unholy wails of pleasure coming from the next bedroom. Again, totally giving pseudo-Dad too much credit as a badass, but at the time all I could think about was the barrage of sirens tearing through my brain, screaming, "POTENTIAL PARENTAL SEX ALERT."
Gross.
I made sure to cart my cello back to my room before I conked out. Locked the door, too. If she was going to go all psycho killer on the apartment, I figured she could at least work at it. She was gone by the time I got up, so I guess I made it through alive. This time.
Kinda wonder if she stole anything.
impressed