Boy Scout Central
Stealing wireless access off of my pseudo-father's sketchy neighbours, since he's living in the stone age. It's their own fault for not encrypting it. They were practically begging me to piggyback.
He's even more straight-laced than Mom. How is that possible? These two are like... the poster children for asexual reproduction. Maybe they fell on each other and just happened to be naked at the time. I can't envision these two actually stripping down with the intention to bang each other.
I guess he's some kind of accountant. Boring, much? But he gave me the spare room, and he let me unload all my stuff, like he's actually going to let me stay. Shoulda figured. I mean, he bought the story straight-up, no suspicion.
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